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Are you a magician?
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Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
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Are you a parking ticket? Was you father an alien? Was your father a thief? Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Wanna buy some drinks with their money? He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back. I think everyone has a quote that has ignited something within them — a quote that has stirred their heart and inspired their creativity. A good quote can make me write for hours, I think that is why I find reading so integral when it comes to art.
It opens up the worlds inside of you. Do I know you? Do you know what my shirt is made of? I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. Is your dad a terrorist? Let's go prove it.
Can you give me directions to your heart? Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? Was your dad a boxer? I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Hi, how was heaven when you left it? Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again? Is your dad a terrorist?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? When you fell from heaven? Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. Is your name Google? Are you from Tennessee?
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. You make me wish I wasn't gay. I like your boooty arrrgh You don't have to wait until midnight source see my balls drop. If you were a bogey, I would pick you first. If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. Are you my phone charger? Can you take me to the doctor?
Because I just broke my leg falling for you. Are you a dictionary? You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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